Saturday, March 5, 2011

"Heart Attack Grill" Spokesman Bites It at 29

At 575 pounds,  Blair River, spokesman for the infamous "Heart Attack Grill," died on Tuesday. The 6-foot-8 River was a Larger than life representative of the iconic hamburger restaurant which features massive portion sizes with equally massive calories. Additionally, River was an Arizona state heavyweight wrestling champion in 1999. Rest in Peace sir.

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